Playwright: Charlie Varon Comedy $25-$100 2/8-7/13

At age 83, here's what Bernie hates: yoga studios, tattoo parlors, boutiques of all kinds, medical marijuana dispensaries, $6 cups of coffee and the young people who are drinking them. It's hot, an October Sunday in San Francisco. Out on the street, Bernie gets tired of waiting for a cab & sticks out his thumb. He's picked up by three 20-somethings in a Tesla with a cappuccino maker in the dashboard and two surfboards strapped to the roof. By the time they get to the beach in Bolinas, Bernie has convinced the kids to let him surf for the first time in his life and bets them $400,000 that he'll ride a wave.

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Caption: Carlie Varon. Photo: Myra Levy.